A little joy from copyranter

I just stumbled upon copyranter's blog tonight, and his stuff is cracking me up. Granted, given that he posts frequently on Gawker, I may be the last person on the Internet to have found his blog. That doesn't matter to me because his site is still hilarious. Yes, it appeals to my sandpaper-dry sense of humor, but here goes five things that nearly made me snort Coke (zero) tonight:

• Ketel One (I don't like their ads, either.)
• Blackout advice
• Upgrade your relationship
• Tell us what you think (Boy, is he right about the initial thing. That bugs me everywhere I see it.)
• An Army of One Model/Actress
  

For the record, copyranter is the first person I am aware of who has referred to the Snuggle fabric softener bear as an "asswipe." That has to count for something.